Monday, June 11, 2012

23 Incredibly Cultured Cats

The Businessman

Expert negotiator, in three different languages. Culture is his middle name.

 The Polite Cat


Uses chopsticks properly, like a cultured cat would.

 The Pianist






Tickles that ivory like an old pro.


 The Dancer





Took ballroom dancing classes, can waltz with the best of them.


 The Scholar


He just finished his thesis. Topic: CULTURE.


 The Masseuse


Went to Sweden, learned how to massage.


 The Worker


Knows the trials and tribulations of sweat shops.


 The Traveler


Speaks Italian. Cosa Vuoi?


 The Gardener


Learned how to garden while visiting Croatia.


 The Strategist




Knows books. Military books.


 The Athlete



Trained in Japan.


 The Rastafarian


What? Ohhh. Yeah. Mon.


 The Botanist


Knows the difference between roses and poison ivy, as taught in Spain.


 El Conquistador


Speaks spanish.


 The AristoCAT


Like I said, the AristoCAT


 The Techie


Apprenticed with Steve Jobs himself.


 The City Slicker


He's from Brooklyn, Fuhgeddaboudit


 The Musician



He's a classical guitarist.


 The Chef






Learned at a young age pasta is not finger food. It's slurping food. Cultured.


 The Super-Nanny




Learned everything she knows from Mary Poppins, queen of culture.


 The Food Critic


Traveled around the world tasting foods with Anthony Bourdain. Culture is in his blood.

The Needler
Learned how to embroider while in India.

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