Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sexual Positions for the Lonely & Loveless

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19 comments:

Sperminator said...

Now THAT was amazing.. Gotta try some of 'em :D

~cs on November 23, 2009 1:16 PM said...

hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

lol @ the last one

Anonymous said...

I already did all of that.
this list fails

Danni on November 23, 2009 8:24 PM said...

Now that last one, with the ball pit. That just crosses lines, but the other ones were funny. The last one just ruins everything.

Michael on November 24, 2009 3:41 AM said...

The last one is the best. uber-funny

Wayne on November 24, 2009 3:57 AM said...

The ball pit one, we don't have a Chuck e cheese in Ireland, but the ball pit at KFC suffices...

Anonymous said...

I think the last one is the best one.. :)

Anonymous said...

@Danni

Ball Pit crosses the line? How so?

Anonymous said...

Some people are just too sensitive for the internet.

Anonymous said...

I like how the most complicated prop the man needs is a microwaved melon and an abe lincoln hat; where as the woman needs to ride horses and shoot hershey kisses out her crotch to have a good time

Zorya on November 25, 2009 1:02 PM said...

Danni's just mad they exposed their secret.

Anonymous said...

i'm going to try the last one

Anonymous said...

@Danni,

Ball pit crossed the line but Silvia Plath didn't? Seriously? Parodying Silvia Plath's suicide by comparing it to a masturbatory position is ok but the ball pit at the Chuck-E-Cheese is off limits? Not that I object to any of it but if you're going to object at all...

Methinks I smell a troll...

Zen Render on November 27, 2009 8:52 AM said...

"...and shoot hershey kisses out her crotch to have a good time"

I believe (but maybe others can confirm your theory), that perhaps that's a showerhead, and water is falling...

But if the idea of Mary Lou Retton firing Hershey Kisses out of her groin seems doable to you, then who am I to stop you. Maybe you know something about MLR that I don't.

Throckmorton Jones on November 28, 2009 3:02 AM said...

Ditto- its a shower head. Using the water stream from the shower or tub faucet is a pretty popular zero-investment way to masturbate, in case you didn't know.

These are pretty freaking funny though- especially the "My Pretty Pony" one.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna have to try that last one, I'm getting bored with fucking PiƱatas all the time.

Anonymous said...

It looks photoshopped...

Kenner said...

These are hilarious! Thanks for explaining the shower head one, I had no idea what that was at first..lol at shooting out hersey's kisses :D

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